Navigate the holiday chaos like a pro! This November, Trader Joe’s shelves are overflowing with festive new arrivals, but not all of them deserve your hard-earned cash.
I’ve taste-tested the viral hits—like that ‘liquid gold’ corn—and flagged the disappointing duds so you don’t have to.
Here is your definitive ‘Buy This, Not That’ list to guarantee a delicious, regret-free haul
✅ THE “BUY” LIST (Run, Don’t Walk!)
1. English Cheddar with Champagne
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Price: $11.99/lb (approx. $5-6 per wedge)
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Why it’s a Winner: This is the star of the holiday cheese case. It is creamy, sharp, and has “popping candy” style crystals that give it a slight fizz. It tastes like a mimosa and a cheese plate had a baby.
2. Frozen Kouign Amann
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Price: $5.49 (Box of 4)
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Why it’s a Winner: These French pastries are notoriously hard to make, but TJ’s nailed it. They are buttery, flaky, and have a caramelized sugar bottom that is bakery-quality. Pro Tip: Let them proof overnight or they won’t rise!
3. “Creamy Corn” (Frozen Section)
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Price: $3.99
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Why it’s a Winner: Social media calls this “liquid gold.” It’s a rich, jalapeño-free version of corn dip that tastes like a high-end steakhouse side. It saves you 30 minutes of prep time on Thanksgiving.
4. Can of Corn Scented Candle
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Price: $5.99
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Why it’s a Winner: It looks exactly like a tin can of corn. The scent isn’t gross—it smells like sweet cornbread and honey. It is the funniest, most viral stocking stuffer of the year.
5. Totally Cheeseball Cheese Spread
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Price: $4.99
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Why it’s a Winner: If you love the classic holiday “cheese ball” but hate the mess, this is it in dip form. It’s a blend of their famous “Unexpected Cheddar” and Toscano cheese. Savory, spreadable, and zero effort.
6. Thanksgiving Stuffing Seasoned Popcorn
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Price: $2.99
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Why it’s a Winner: It captures the exact flavor profile of celery, sage, and thyme without being weird. It’s light, savory, and dangerously snackable while watching football.
7. Sparkling Cranberry Ginger Brew
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Price: $4.99 (4-pack)
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Why it’s a Winner: The perfect “sober curious” holiday drink. It has a sharp ginger kick that balances the cranberry tartness, making it feel like a fancy cocktail even without the alcohol.
8. Sleigh Ride Cookies
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Price: $3.99
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Why it’s a Winner: Think of these as a mashup of a gingerbread man and a Candy Cane Joe-Joe. They are chocolate-dipped, crunchy, and have nice chunks of peppermint that don’t taste like toothpaste.
9. Thanksgiving Stuffing Seasoned Kettle Chips
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Price: $2.99
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Why it’s a Winner: A cult favorite that sells out every year. They are thicker and crunchier than the popcorn, delivering a massive savory umami bomb that tastes “like Grandma’s kitchen.”
10. Assorted Mini Éclairs (Frozen)
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Price: $5.99
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Why it’s a Winner: You get vanilla, coffee, raspberry, and lemon flavors in one box. They thaw in about an hour and look elegant on a dessert tray for zero effort.
❌ THE “SKIP” LIST (Save Your Money)
1. Vanilla Bourbon Sugar
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Price: $3.99
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Why you should skip: The packaging promises a boozy, warm vanilla flavor, but reviews agree it falls flat. It tastes more like faint root beer or just plain expensive sugar.
2. Teeny Tiny Maple Butter Tarts
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Price: $4.49
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Why you should skip: These lack texture. Shoppers find them cloyingly sweet and “mushy” rather than having a nice pecan-tart crunch. You are better off buying the Kouign Amann.
3. Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s (Regular Box)
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Price: $3.99
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Why you should skip: MAJOR ALERT. Multiple stores have pulled these due to quality control issues this year (reports of a “chemical” or “minty tobacco” taste). Note: The Gluten-Free version does not seem to have this issue.
4. Truffle Dip
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Price: $5.49
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Why you should skip: Unless you are a die-hard truffle fanatic, stay away. The flavor is artificial and overpowering (often compared to gasoline). It has a historically low approval rating.
5. Turkey Sausage Stuffing Fried Rice
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Price: $4.49
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Why you should skip: It sounds fun, but the texture often ends up gummy, and the salt levels are sky-high. It tries to be two things at once and fails at both.
6. Gluten Free Pumpkin Pie
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Price: ~$9.99
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Why you should skip: There are reports of recalls due to appearance issues, but beyond that, the crust is often described as “cardboard-like.” You are better off buying the GF Pumpkin Bread Mix and making muffins.
7. Pumpkin Cheesecake
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Price: $6.99
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Why you should skip: It’s deceptively sweet. It misses that signature cream cheese “tang” and just tastes like sugary pumpkin puree.
8. Beef Pho Soup (Frozen)
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Price: $3.99
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Why you should skip: A perennial disappointment. The broth is consistently described as “dishwater” with zero depth or spice.
